The Awareness Test

Let's face it, I'm one shenanigan short of winning a Darwin award. Evidence of this can be found in the compiled 'classics' of my life, highlights of which include the time I almost got hit by a speeding cab in Times Square chasing after a hunky sailor during Fleet Week, and the unforgettable pants-splitting episode at the Senate Majority Leader's press conference. And let's not disregard my casual, high-decibel remarks about wanting hot nuts (sold by vendors on the streets of Manhattan) that were mistaken for sexual desperation in the subway. But in an effort to prove the opposite as true of myself, I took this little test...and failed miserably.

But before you point and laugh at me though, let's see how you measure up.



By far, one of the more eye-catching viral videos out there. Makes you want to dance. I am a good moonwalker, if nothing else...