Things You'll Want to Flush Down Your Toilet

I know you've all experienced that "oh shit" moment. You know, the one where you're at someone else's place, and you clog their toilet?

Well, fortunately you might not have to escape through your friend's bathroom window and come up with an excuse as to why their toilet is overflowing and you've disappeared anymore. The alternative is much less damning. (And very regal)



But seriously, who flushes their chess set...oh wait, nevermind.

I want this toilet, if only to have a foolproof way of getting rid of the vile-smelling and furry leftovers rotting in the back of my fridge.