"The best way to forget all your troubles is to wear tight shoes."
If I had a registered trademark motto in life, this would be the closest thing to it. Ain't nothing like that pair of peep-toes and an oozing blister on your heel to make you forget that you forgot to wear pants, or something troublesome like that.
Also in this email, the following womanly wisdom-filled image:
And the forward concluded, appropriately:
"If you delete this message, you will gain 10 pounds immediately. That's why I had to pass this on, I didn't want to risk it."
Well, I'm disappointed to report that I did not, in fact, gain ten pounds immediately. Myth busted!
No comments:
Post a Comment